FAMOUS!!

I'm pretty sure that I'm supposed to be famous. I'm not sure how or why....but I've always just had this feeling.

Now this feeling would make much more sense if I enjoyed being in front of large groups of people....so not me!

It would make sense if I was adventurous....but if you remember the zip line story you know, without a doubt, that I so want to be but totally am not adventurous!

If I could write more than a blog entry or a column and maybe do a book then it would make sense...but I can't seem to write more than a thousand words at one time...and that includes beginning, middle and end!

If I could paint my way to fame that would make sense...but I'd rather paint for free because I can't stand the stress of having to get it perfect for money!

If I had a sense of humor...well, we all know that's not going to get me very far!

So if I'm supposed to be famous and I have absolutely no talents...I'm guessing I'm going to make the headlines in a not so very good way....

And that is so how my life just is!